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VERDECKT - THE MAGNIFICENT! Heaven has no brighter star


TAGS: verdeckt magic moderating
Rating: 4.5/5

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Reality Lord - September 27, 2011, 6:17 pm

....the girl...in crying game....whoa....serious issues developing here suddenly.....nooooooooooooooooo
jplace - September 27, 2011, 5:02 pm
Wow, took me a minute to figure it out. That was amsome.
Verdeckt - September 27, 2011, 2:05 am
.. next you'll tell me the girl in the Crying Game is a guy
CloudchaserS - September 27, 2011, 1:28 am
The real trick is that none of the cards in the second set match the cards in the first set.
Verdeckt - September 27, 2011, 1:05 am
I'll deal with you later... Hi-Yo!
ICEMAN - September 26, 2011, 10:29 pm
d***, he stole all of them. Just like those sneaky bastiche mods.
Reality Lord - September 26, 2011, 7:20 pm

what the.....


POSTMODERNISTS - The only reason they are alive is because it's illegal to kill them.


TAGS: postmodernism bull**** nihilism
Rating: 2.68/5
-_- - July 13, 2008, 5:54 am
NO Office, i didn't Stab him. He walked right into the dagger i was holding in my extended arm... 37 times. I'd say you could ask him, but for some reason, he feels he has the "Right to Remain Silent".


DIFFICULTY CLASS - You haven't mastered anything until you've beat it on Expert Mode.




GOD MODE - Quantum mechanics is life's cheat code.


TAGS: doctor manhattan dr dr watchman watchmen god mode godmode
Rating: 3.14/5

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Woodywood03a - August 6, 2009, 12:01 am
I don't mind the movie, it is some of the actors in the movie is really dumb.
HATER - July 27, 2009, 2:34 pm
I f***ING HATE THIS MOVIE!!!


THE 1990'S - Oh, how I miss them.


TAGS: 1990s cartoons animaniacs freakazoid ren and stimpy rockos modern life transformers beavis and b***head g i gi gijoe joe tiny toons the tick
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by Treehodger

SynIkaru - June 3, 2010, 3:23 am
this is why netflicks is the ****. they have all of these ion their instant list
amina - March 18, 2010, 9:53 am
I miss the 90's cartoons. I have to find them all on DVD now :(
pharaoh15 - March 18, 2010, 8:29 am
Where Are The Angry Beavers, Man give me a biig huug!
CANADA - February 15, 2010, 4:04 am
I was born in 90, and the only one of those i watched was Beevis and b***head
MrBlack - February 14, 2010, 10:48 pm
What? No "Aaaah! Real Monsters"? Oh well. My favorite is still Looney Toons. Then again, that wasn't quite 90's since they were reruns when my mother watched them as a child.
Treehodger - February 14, 2010, 9:56 pm
Well as far as I know, Transformers were in comics way before the 90s, and even had a tv show in the 80s. But the best were in the 90s.
zammuelist - February 14, 2010, 9:48 pm
animaniacs and the original transformers were awesome
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 8:36 pm
Freakazoid... chimpanzee.
Treehodger - February 14, 2010, 6:59 pm
Heh, I am sure there were better shows in the 70's and 80's, but I am only turning 21 on May 9th. So I would not exactly "Miss" them.


ART - I call this statue, "The Bulls ultimate revenge"




SNORLAX - The fat man's role-model


TAGS: snorlax fat role model
Rating: 2.26/5

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daga - December 24, 2008, 6:57 pm
Holy ****... That is a nice conversation O_O


VIKING -




A ROLE MODEL - Aaaaaaaaayyyy !!


TAGS: the fonz is a role model
Rating: 4.33/5

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Cubbybear - February 13, 2010, 8:17 pm
I love the Fonz...5/5


NOT FUNNY ENOUGH - Show me the funny!


TAGS: jerry maguire tom cruise moderators
Rating: 3.44/5

More motifakes by CoolioIndeed

R.S.Jake - April 14, 2010, 10:34 am
Nice! I lol'd. 5 for you!
CoolioIndeed - April 14, 2010, 10:22 am
Ha, I figured people would either love it or hate it but I saw it as a no brainer =D
GreyScorpion - April 14, 2010, 9:11 am
you're all over it like gravy on bisquits. 5L
Cyrenius - April 14, 2010, 8:08 am
This is great 5l


3RD PLANET -




2012 - The Mayans had it wrong. They did not foresee the ascencion of... AGDANIELE


TAGS: moderators
Rating: 3.43/5

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agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 1:31 am
LOL... we'll never make it to 2012!


MODERN ART -


TAGS: aquarium art modern formaldehyde
Rating: 1.73/5

More motifakes by Liam Andrew Collins

Claire - February 18, 2009, 8:05 pm
I want one. In my house. Now.
NREEEOW - December 13, 2008, 11:22 pm
Actually, it's floating in fluoride. My dad studied this work when he was getting his art degree.
... - July 14, 2008, 8:10 pm
Mmm... Shark Jello. Nom Nom...
BuzzBomb - July 6, 2008, 2:37 pm
The shark is dead. It's suspended in something like a gelatin.
Rosie - July 6, 2008, 2:41 am
Isn't that shark going to die? Don't they have to move constantly?


ACCEPTANCE -


TAGS: menopause garage remodel
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

deerbag2 - July 31, 2011, 3:21 pm
5lions and a million thanks
mafia107c - July 29, 2011, 6:16 pm
think i will take up home improvement because of this post
Airman - July 29, 2011, 12:19 pm
my wife is 50. Need I say more? Thank God we have a study with a couch and tv in it
mariand - July 29, 2011, 11:44 am
lol... that's a wrinkle worth knowing
gas - July 28, 2011, 9:47 pm
xD i'll keep that in mind
Verdeckt - July 28, 2011, 7:36 pm
Prints are available in the foyer for a reasonable price.. Aww hell, he can have this one on the house (well, beside the house).
gas - July 28, 2011, 11:14 am
lol, that would make my father laugh...


Self-Deprecation is Overrated -




SORE LOSERS... - MotiFake Moderators are.


TAGS: moderators
Rating: 3.79/5

More motifakes by kenandrews

agdaniele - June 19, 2010, 12:20 pm
5L
agdaniele - June 19, 2010, 12:20 pm
Sore losers... with a banhammer. Another anti-mod poster from you, and OMG... I'll kill kenny.


CONFIDENCE - I'm too sexy for my shirt. Too sexy for my shirt. So sexy it hurts.




I DON'T LIKE TO BRAG - but, I'm probably the most modest person in the whole entire world and I'm totally awesome too!


TAGS: my modesty is my curse
Rating: 3.24/5

More motifakes by Zook

Zook - March 25, 2011, 7:18 pm
also he was in a awesome overlooked movie called out cold or something like that
Airman - March 25, 2011, 7:16 pm
he was the teacher that Debra Winger had the affair with in Terms of Endearment
Zook - March 25, 2011, 7:04 pm
he was a bad guy on dexter one season.
TwistedNinjaPirate - March 25, 2011, 6:42 pm
What ever happened to this guy after 3rd Rock and Buckaroo Banzai?


REAL LIFE BARBIE - Finally! A Barbie that teaches young girls to dream big!


TAGS: role model obese dolls barbie
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - April 9, 2013, 4:14 pm
or lotta something Papa ;)
MissPriss - April 9, 2013, 4:13 pm
Specific? Ever seen her pink convertible or her "dream" home... massive! Ahhh never mind teehee
Krickit - April 9, 2013, 3:08 pm
The original Barbie encouraged girls to dream big also. But only in specific location5
PapaFox - April 9, 2013, 3:04 pm
For when a man wants a lotta woman! :)


MODERN MAN TIP -


TAGS: modern man tip clean crimescene
Rating: 4.38/5

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firedog911 - January 30, 2011, 9:14 am
All bets off when that b**** asks for a "manwich"!


MODERATORS - What they must see, cannot be unseen. Thank them more often, won't you?


TAGS: cigar octopus moderators timmy
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by cousinit

CloudchaserS - August 30, 2011, 10:24 am
Yep, that it does :-)
cousinit - August 30, 2011, 1:32 am
You know, it kinds does...but the cigar makes it look...somehow...funnier.
CloudchaserS - August 30, 2011, 12:23 am
I know that's supposed to be an octopus, but I'm still thinking that looks like a real life Squidbillies character


The League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen -


TAGS: men role model life gentleman
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - June 1, 2014, 10:41 pm
Thank you GaryO. I had wonder woman also but couldn't seem to fit her in to this poster. Working on something seperately for her watercolor...
GaryO - June 1, 2014, 9:52 am
Sure like this style.


THE WALKING DEAD - now modelling at the Paris Fashion Show


TAGS: model zombie
Rating: 5/5

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maoworks2 - October 2, 2012, 6:55 pm
Sweet !


MODERATORS - Their job is tougher than you think. Show some respect.


TAGS: moderator food laziness motifake epicscribbles
Rating: 4.45/5

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EpicScribbles - June 8, 2011, 9:02 pm
And cookie jar hat
quietcanary - June 8, 2011, 3:37 pm
for formal occasions comes with Black-tie-napkin


GO PLAY OUTSIDE! - Okay mom...


TAGS: outside modern life
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by PapaFox

Silverheart - April 11, 2013, 1:55 am

Sad thing is, I've seen this. At a playground, 6 kids sittting on the swings (not swinging) immersed in their devices. Sad.
ughomer - April 10, 2013, 9:45 am
Makes more sense than the NFL Play 360 promotion! 5L
GaryO - April 10, 2013, 9:17 am
Dang, so true! Nailed it, papa. 5Loiterers


IF STRESS BURNED CALORIES - I would be a damn supermodel ...


TAGS: stress burned calories supermodel doughnuts
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by Budog

MashiMashi - April 28, 2012, 11:23 am
post to h** chick


REJECTED - Not Funny Enough.


TAGS: moderators
Rating: 3.73/5

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Player_Meyer - September 29, 2009, 9:41 am
I would cry too... wtf


ROLE MODELS - This kid could use a better one.


TAGS: role models
Rating: 2.29/5

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agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 4:41 am
Later, rerun.... have fun!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 12, 2010, 4:40 am
Night Rerun.(you big girl)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 12, 2010, 4:39 am
Keep an eye on San Francisco as well.
rerun - June 12, 2010, 4:39 am

well, on that note...the vicoden is kicking in and I need to get my 2 hours of sleep in. night/morning all
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 4:36 am
Oh no.... I am sure that rose ain't back. It's lucky that I don't ban every female who registers from Washington now.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 12, 2010, 4:36 am
Meh
rerun - June 12, 2010, 4:32 am

at this point, I would be happy if it/he/she/they came back. At least there was some funny there
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 12, 2010, 4:27 am
I blame doppelganger of rose....he's going cafe to cafe, ruining our fun.
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 4:24 am
Yeah... I've been too nice lately. Oh, and a service announcement for the morons in the crowd... if you are warned about 1L bombing or targeting, 2L bombing and targeting doesn't get you off the hook... morons!
rerun - June 12, 2010, 4:23 am

I think aggy should be banned just for mentioning that name....it's not like he is a fozzwad...
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 4:22 am
And that mentock prick is next... nobody comes out of the gate bombing a single user unless they are already familiar with that user.
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 4:21 am
Agreed. But, angus90 is a chronic bomber on me... and he's about done in my book. It's one thing to give legit low marks on a poster, but those who constantly dog a user? Not needed here.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 12, 2010, 4:21 am
ReeeeeeRun!!!! Aggy said a bad word!!!!
rerun - June 12, 2010, 4:19 am

hell, doing it to a regular contributor.....these idiots don't realize if it wasn't for the regulars this site probably would not still be around
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 4:19 am
So, WTFO, you like?
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 4:17 am
I'm just gonna get heavy-handed again.... these sissies need to be removed.... nothing impressive about being able to 1L a poster based on the user. And doing it to a mod? Just shows zero survival instincts.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 12, 2010, 4:17 am
I enjoy the outspoken ones....It's the silent but annoying ones that piss me off.
rerun - June 12, 2010, 4:16 am

I have noticed a new round of douche here lately
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 4:14 am
Timmys have been bombing be into the stone age lately... it's getting close to a round of bans here... I'm tired of this crap.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 12, 2010, 4:14 am
Swing and a miss....well....you tried......Lol
rerun - June 12, 2010, 4:13 am

1L Bomber? I show you a real bomber
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 12, 2010, 4:11 am
Oh...rerun.....so wrong yet so funny.
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 4:11 am
Ahhhh yes.... the case of the buried taquito.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 12, 2010, 4:10 am
*court.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 12, 2010, 4:10 am
I haven't been so relieved to see a Jew......since.....uhhhhh....well....My appearance on "the peoples curt"
rerun - June 12, 2010, 4:08 am

Much better caption....Nike = Just Do It
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 4:05 am
And rerun gets out of the g**talk on a technicality! LOL!
rerun - June 12, 2010, 4:04 am

those h** dogs and churros aren't Kosher...pass as well
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 4:03 am
It should make you ill... I got food poisoning from it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 12, 2010, 4:01 am
That comment made me feel ill.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 12, 2010, 4:00 am
And the 16th. when I rolled it in a churro?.......No ones falling for it Aggy. You told me you were allergic to cinnamon and you still went to town on it.
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 3:56 am
Fair is fair... the second time, you had it wrapped in a flour tortilla... how could I resist?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 12, 2010, 3:56 am
Once! Yeah Once.........HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 3:47 am
Fool me once...
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 3:47 am
Pass.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 12, 2010, 3:44 am
You grab the one in the middle....I'm not that hungry.
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 3:42 am
Why is everyone against the ol' belt-strap h** dog warmer?
Cubbybear - June 12, 2010, 3:41 am
I have to agree...oh well better luck next time
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 12, 2010, 2:56 am
This pic had potential....you've ruined it for everyone. 1L


WATCH HER STRUT -


TAGS: modelling model career independence catwalk
Rating: 4.83/5

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Greybeard - January 14, 2013, 7:15 am
Thank you for the excellent rating. Great era, Great song...
Oiler - January 13, 2013, 11:37 am
5L because that is a wicked Seger tune and I bet that's true.


ALLURE - IT CAN TURN SOME PEOPLE INTO SUPERMODELS AND SOME INTO SERIAL KILLERS




FROGGER -


TAGS: bad role model wytch
Rating: 4.5/5

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Reality Lord - August 21, 2011, 12:29 pm

lolz


ELDER GOD DOUCHEBAG -


TAGS: cruel moderator exposed
Rating: 4.31/5

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GreyScorpion - January 11, 2010, 2:34 pm
or a "I want My MTV" lyric
Fatt Matt - January 11, 2010, 2:20 pm
*stifles a skin flute joke*
Overlord Douchebag - January 11, 2010, 9:55 am
You're not too far from the truth, unfortunately. But I was always a percussionist.


BEING A MODERATOR - If You Saw Some Of The Crap We See Your Eyes Would Spin Too


TAGS: moderator
Rating: 4.1/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation F - February 21, 2010, 12:15 am
Yeah, my real name is Motifake Wit Takahashi Front.
rerun - February 18, 2010, 6:20 am

everybody on Motifake is Asian,,,,aren't you Bob?
Bob D. Sailor - February 17, 2010, 10:33 pm
You're Asian?
motifake - February 16, 2010, 8:10 am

Holy crap, someone found a pic of me! haha


O LORD - Bless this Thy Rifle that with it Thou mayest blow thine enemies to bits


TAGS: antioch model
Rating: 3.86/5

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R.S.Jake - February 24, 2010, 5:22 pm
...who, being not in mine sight, shall snuff it.
Airman - February 24, 2010, 3:44 pm
cmon Atomic.. it's a joke. a take off of Python. nothing more nothing less
atomicflash - February 24, 2010, 3:14 pm
Yes, because Lord knows this girl ain't leaving the FOB. In fact, she's probably on her way over to the PX and then maybe the pool later. The men on the fringes, the combat outposts, that's who need a working rifle.
Derek - February 24, 2010, 3:11 pm
I, Abrahamic God, hear you; just as I hear thine enemies asking for the same blessing.
phydeaux - February 24, 2010, 2:56 pm
And may it never jam O Lord, nor fail to fire anything but straight and true. May it be always at my side, and protect me. Amen.


DUTCH FASHION - Even with that big furry scarf you still look a little cold, sweetie.


TAGS: male model fashion men h** nipple
Rating: 2.18/5

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zammuelist - January 25, 2010, 2:33 pm
Yes, you look g**. No I do not mean happy. fix'd


THE EXCUSES OF SECULAR RELIGIONS - Heathens and Pagans cause no harm but Christian medicine does.




Sweden -


TAGS: sweden smartphone sign modern
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - November 23, 2015, 6:56 pm
Thank you.
spacedog - November 23, 2015, 6:54 pm
Nice.
JesusWept - November 23, 2015, 6:51 pm
Thanks :)
mizzdizz - November 23, 2015, 6:49 pm
This NEEDS to happen! Too funny! Only the bodies should be zombiesque! 5L!
JesusWept - November 23, 2015, 1:51 pm
Actually that sign isn't official. Two artists made a few and put them up one night. Thanks for the vote :)
concern3 - November 23, 2015, 12:05 pm
How sad is this, but it's a 5er


MODERATION -




IF IT AINT BROKE - don't fix it


TAGS: russias model is still the same
Rating: 3.86/5

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vader - February 8, 2010, 2:30 pm
the reason why they look the same, is that the people there are still waiting for their car to arrive
LogicDude - January 5, 2010, 3:48 pm
Trabis (Trabants) were from East Germany. Nothing like a cardboard car body to scream "safety"!!! They also made the lovely Wartburg. The Czechs made Skodas...didn't see many Russian cars in Germany though. NOT that you were specifying it in that way...
Derek - January 5, 2010, 3:32 pm
You have a Trablant that isn't broken?!! Call the papers!


AWW NUTS! - Modern Day Scrat vs Prehistoric Scrat Both seemed to find their nuts just out of reach of their hands.




monopoly - 2013 Edition -


TAGS: monopoly modern 2013 it sucks to be you edition
Rating: 4.86/5

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MissPriss - August 26, 2013, 7:22 pm
I call the boot to 5Lay with!


MAXIMUS GUSTO -


TAGS: wilde rerun holiday spirit moderation
Rating: 4.86/5

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Rudedog - December 24, 2012, 1:45 pm
Everything in moderation, including moderation
rerun - December 23, 2012, 6:27 pm

LOL.
GaryO - December 23, 2012, 6:18 pm
I see a couple resolutions coming up....


THE GREAT -


TAGS: moderator guild welcomes you
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Airman

deathgod753 - March 28, 2011, 8:16 am
josh catlin keeps the ounder his bed
GySgt1811 - March 26, 2011, 9:43 am
Well...yes.
LeightonESmith - March 25, 2011, 8:31 pm
This is the kind of poster i picture as a response to the "unfunny" criticism by the modz
motinet - March 24, 2011, 9:07 pm

epic!
rerun - March 24, 2011, 8:11 pm

There are 5 mods & Mr. M, you should consider yourselves very fortunate I am not one of the mods pictured here....I'm at least 3 inches taller than these guys.
GySgt1811 - March 24, 2011, 5:57 pm
God bless you, Airman. Where do I send the case of Glenfiddich? The scotch won't be the only thing room temperature on this sight. (TheOne, I guess we'll both be deep in regret.)
TheOne - March 24, 2011, 5:41 pm
Lucky lil bastards...(im gonna regret this comment).


WOULDN'T IT BE HILARIOUS - if the moderators did this to every person who's a douchebag on Motifake?


TAGS: monitering moderators douchebag
Rating: 4.67/5

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Reality Lord - March 10, 2012, 8:03 am

this would be mild by comparison :)
Sho - March 9, 2012, 1:41 am
Qmao


I COULD DO THIS JOB IN MY SLEEP - ...and I often do.


TAGS: sleep mode
Rating: 4.18/5

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GaryO - March 17, 2013, 12:53 pm
And if yer boss wakes you up…..’in Jesus’ name, amen’


BEING A MOTIFAKE MODERATOR - It's a special calling.


TAGS: being a motifake moderator it s a special calling
Rating: 3.93/5

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agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 11:22 pm
Sunscreen, yes... and Nair.
spacedog - January 9, 2010, 11:20 pm
Geez, I thought your Mussolini outfit was bad, hope you had sun screen.
agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 11:16 pm
I know, I know... pink isn't my color. Sorry, Produce.
Produceman117 - January 9, 2010, 11:14 pm
*tab
Produceman117 - January 9, 2010, 11:14 pm
Wow. I'll think twice before clicking the "Latest Comments" *** after seeing this poster. I'm going to go dig my eyes out now...
agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 11:12 pm
San Francisco was nice.


ELDER GOD DOUCHEBAG - The "Blue Screen of Death" on his PC doesn't mean what YOU think it means!


TAGS: egd motifake moderator console
Rating: 3.61/5

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thatonechick - September 28, 2009, 9:26 am
lolman's brain is an (ava) liability, not an a**et.
Player_Meyer - September 28, 2009, 8:42 am
AVA-Liable? ROFL... it's spelled correctly.
LogicDude - September 28, 2009, 7:46 am
lol @lolman...in trying to Spelling Nazi something he sets himself up to be Nazi'd! "Avaliable"???
lolman - September 27, 2009, 11:08 pm
I dont know what it means, but I do know that AVALIABLE is spelt thus.
Pacifist - September 21, 2009, 5:25 pm
What does it mean?


THE LONG TERM EFFECTS - of moderating poster submissions has never been closely scrutinzed


TAGS: moderating
Rating: 3.28/5

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gil - November 29, 2009, 1:23 pm
*scrutinized duh


MUNCHAUSEN'S BY PROXY -


TAGS: the wonders of modern medicine
Rating: 3.28/5

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agdaniele - October 7, 2009, 11:43 am
5L. Munchausen is german for chocolate milk, right?
Sean - October 6, 2009, 4:25 pm
Hilarious.


GANGSTA RAPPERS - DMX has 5 kids by only one "BABYMAMMA" and he was married to her too! What a square! He's respecting women!


TAGS: gangsta rappers dmx role model baby mamma drama
Rating: 2.38/5

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DrEvo82 - October 23, 2009, 12:09 pm
He is one of the few rappers that I actually like. GRRRRRRRRRR!!


AVANT-GARDE - When you go beyond the status quo When others cannot grasp your work A term you personify, the vanguard of art.




MODERATORS - Making enthusiastic newbies look nice from the time of their birth.... Oh, wait ... from the birth of time.




MODERATORS -


TAGS: marchallenge moderators kissing up but serious
Rating: 4.45/5

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Hawamleh - January 7, 2011, 12:39 pm
d***, now I can't be an a** anymore. oh well i had my time. Congrats gentlemen !
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 7, 2011, 10:55 am
Nope...Just the prostrate exam...and GS does those himself...I was kinda into it....
ICEMAN - January 7, 2011, 10:53 am
Its obvious you don't have to pass a spelling test to be made a full Mod. Congrats Face.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 7, 2011, 10:44 am
LMAO!!!!!!!! EPIC!!!!
Faceplant31 - January 7, 2011, 10:38 am
I just upper deckered the womens rest room. RL is gonna flip when he goes in there!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 7, 2011, 10:25 am
No worries...I plan on urinating in RL's coffee mug.
GreyScorpion - January 7, 2011, 9:54 am
congratulations to the newest members to the "Didn't know what I was getting in to..." club. Mooo+ FacePlant and Reality Lord. The key to the Mod restroom goes back with hubcap behind the desk. NO EXCEPTIONS!
Bartimaeus - March 13, 2010, 6:45 pm
We all know which one's Aggy. That chalice reeks of Guinness.
lesterinside - March 13, 2010, 8:07 am
5 for Humility!


MODERATORS WANTED - If you believe you have what it takes... Mr. Motifake would like you to join his elite team.


TAGS: moderators wanted
Rating: 4.35/5

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rerun - March 6, 2010, 11:02 am

that is because somebody tied you up....
thatonechick - March 6, 2010, 9:19 am
I do! But nothing else... ;)
rerun - March 6, 2010, 9:09 am

um, we don't wear ties. 5 bananas
lesterinside - March 6, 2010, 12:21 am
5 cubes on that.
MO - March 5, 2010, 11:44 pm
Holy crap! Check Pat's! I think the monkey is on the loose!! 5 trained ones Ice!!


MODERATORS -




BIG SHOES TO FILL -


TAGS: calendar drink in moderation
Rating: 4.2/5

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spacedog - August 20, 2011, 11:08 am
HA! Good luck getting that groove back Moo. Hold on... nine months? You're not calving are you?
Greeny - August 19, 2011, 9:30 pm
Go for the gusto with your fourth stomach, being your birthday and all...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 19, 2011, 8:06 pm
Not gonna happen my friend...It takes 3 stomachs to work the whiskey like I did......I wonder, After 9 months of sobriety.....Do I still have a tolerance? I'll let you guys know in January, I'm getting **** faced on my b-day.
spacedog - August 19, 2011, 7:59 pm
Ha. So you're coping moderately, or building up a tolerance of Moo-like proportions?
Verdeckt - August 19, 2011, 6:17 pm
More a recommended daily dosage thing..
spacedog - August 19, 2011, 5:45 pm
HA! Does the position come with a booze allowance, or do you have to 5upply your own?


FASHION MODELS - Sometimes they're just being punk'd


TAGS: fashion prank model
Rating: 4.18/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 21, 2012, 3:29 pm
This is true. That’s what these b*tchy models get for p*ssing off the clothing designers. The awesome part is that the models are too airheaded to notice when they’re being punk’d.


PARENTS - Odds are that at least one of them is a worthy role model. Choose wisely.




AGGY -


TAGS: aggy street moderator
Rating: 3.83/5

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GreyScorpion - July 14, 2010, 1:12 pm
LOL!!! 5L
spacedog - March 12, 2010, 9:21 pm
I heard Mod "tribute" day was tomorrow, so let's see what has gone before.
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 2:42 pm
LMAO!
Sean - October 27, 2009, 1:52 pm
I heard he also throws up like a girl ... insists that you hold his hair.
RON - October 27, 2009, 12:30 pm
thx kids. (even Mr. Airman a kid compared to me...it,s all in the age of us...lol) just a side note...love ur advatar WHEELS.
Wheels - October 27, 2009, 12:10 pm
Perfecto!
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 3:37 am
Hilarious!!! 5L


MR MOTIFAKE - Apparently his quest for new Moderators isn't going too well.




AGGY WINGS - Tastes like someone dumped a perfectly good GUINESS, In a bowl of MOLASSES!...ruining both.


TAGS: moderator recipes
Rating: 2.36/5

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MrRandom - March 28, 2010, 12:29 am
But that makes it all the better! Mainly because if it takes like ****, you won't care as much.
agdaniele - March 28, 2010, 12:26 am
This is exactly why I don't drink and cook.


A HOT CHICK - Not funny at all but never "not funny enough"




MODERATORS - Only n00bs get mad at them.


TAGS: computers forums moderators online
Rating: 1.73/5

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TheSanityInspector - December 10, 2011, 6:35 pm
I'm new to this, so I beg your indulgence, if I use an often-seen pic.
5150monkeylove - December 10, 2011, 12:11 pm
bull****. and an overused pic


That's My Boy -


TAGS: father son life role model
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - May 9, 2014, 10:37 pm
Thank you. :)
chickenlittle - May 9, 2014, 9:39 pm
That's awesome. Very nice! :)


Choices -


TAGS: wife mode b***ons mash away
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - January 5, 2014, 12:57 pm
...on his "genes?"
Greeny - December 27, 2013, 2:33 pm
Press & hold 'Depressed', 'Agitated' and 'Edgy' while ***ping 'Irritable' & you'll be close
GaryO - December 27, 2013, 12:27 pm
Geeeeeezus…thought my scroll wheel was broken. But, yeah…sadly Moditrue
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 27, 2013, 12:18 pm
Where i5 "crotchety mode"?


How To Draw A Bunny -


TAGS: art bunny model andy warhol
Rating: 5/5

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Sean - March 25, 2014, 4:36 pm
A veritable rabitunity!
Airman - March 25, 2014, 2:42 pm
this could be good news for Sean


REALITY CHECK -


TAGS: emaciated model commentary
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - June 6, 2013, 1:50 pm

Thank you!~
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 6, 2013, 12:51 pm
5L by the way.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 6, 2013, 12:51 pm
It's simple: explain to children that they're in a circus side-show, and that they're treated like the animals in Barnum & Bailey, and that they're freaks who'll never get a real love, a real job, a sense of security, or even a real life.
lgvernon - June 6, 2013, 11:04 am

LOL--We gotta find a way to teach our kids that this is as abnormal--and just as dangerous--as obesity.
Reality Lord - June 6, 2013, 10:55 am

i'd hit that....with a bag of big macs
lgvernon - June 6, 2013, 9:03 am

What's particularly sad is that there are legions of these women--so malnourished their menses have ceased--held up as examples of feminine beauty. So we fight that battle with our girl children.
rerun - June 6, 2013, 7:28 am

Sad reality is, she died several years ago.
PapaFox - June 6, 2013, 6:35 am
Gotta admit she looks hideous being so skinny.


Extremely Rare -


TAGS: moderator on motifake
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - January 31, 2014, 11:45 pm
Uggy, why ye be gone so long, mate?
rerun - January 31, 2014, 6:51 pm

This is the before pic, I really think my beard makes me better looking.


The report queue -




Pack It Up -


TAGS: enduring creativity depression moderation weakness
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - September 28, 2013, 7:24 pm
Evidence of the gritty side of Mr Greeny. Very nice. Indeed.
chickenlittle - September 28, 2013, 12:53 pm
That's really good Greeny!! 5L


Good Authors -




Consider -




Eyes Of Laura Mars -




COMPROMISE -


TAGS: business model conflict resolutionj
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - October 2, 2014, 9:29 am
Well, you can only beat on sumpm so long....then you just wanna find a way to make it all go the phukk away. I-I-I-I HATE MEEEETINGS!!!
lgvernon - October 1, 2014, 11:56 pm

Thank you, sir.
Greybeard - October 1, 2014, 11:46 pm
So 5L true...


Mods -


TAGS: poster reject moderators crerdo
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - May 7, 2014, 11:52 am
Thanks Uggie...consider yourself lucky I'm not a mod. The walk softly part just isn't in me...teehee.
ughomer - May 7, 2014, 7:42 am
This is "Pwissless!" 5L


Modern Dirty Bombs -




Translation -




Not So Smart -




marriage -




Modern Man -




REJECTED -


TAGS: moderators rejected traffic citation courts say nice try crotchety
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 5, 2014, 3:54 am
Dammit!
lgvernon - April 5, 2014, 12:17 am

Not a chance, bud. Your signature is not an admission of guilt, it is merely a promise to appear. SIGN HERE. "What if I don't sign?" "I get to take you to jail for not only being a bad driver, but for being STOOPID, too." Have a nice day.


Wearing black -


TAGS: woman pretty model
Rating: 4.94/5

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MissPriss - October 22, 2013, 7:57 pm
I 5Like her!


THE MODERN FEMALE FORM -




Just Think -




modern movies -




twitter wedding cake topper -




Every Little Girl's Dream -




That Look -




TAKE MY MOD PLEASE -


TAGS: moderators henny youngman jokes badabing
Rating: 4.75/5

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Jmac0585 - February 3, 2011, 10:55 am
HEY-OH!!!!!!!!
GreyScorpion - February 3, 2011, 8:27 am
TL:DR 5L
autumnspirit - February 2, 2011, 6:43 pm
LMAO... A true, brave man, I love it! Now... 5Lashings!


In Olden Days -


TAGS: cole porter anything goes modern lyrics lady gaga
Rating: 4.71/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 15, 2013, 1:58 pm
(dog howl) arrrooooo!
Cannabal - July 15, 2013, 1:35 pm
Ah, one of my favorite tracks from the Capital Wasteland's greatest, and only, radio channel, Galaxy Radio. Shoutout to my boy Three-Dog!
CloudchaserS - July 15, 2013, 11:53 am
In the olden days, a glimpse of female ankle was looked on as something shocking
MissPriss - July 15, 2013, 4:46 am
And that is why I'm terrified of clowns...never used to be.


PAUL THEROUX -


TAGS: modest reputation
Rating: 4.69/5

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GaryO - February 9, 2013, 12:07 pm
LOL @ Greeny. 5L, poster and comment.
Greeny - February 9, 2013, 7:48 am
Just 5ho up once with a slightly undercooked Turkey for Thanksgiving, and you'll be the chips and pop guy forever


THAT ONE CHICK -


TAGS: shes not moderate shes amesome
Rating: 4.69/5

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agdaniele - June 14, 2010, 7:33 pm
Username Jurtje has provided us with a working example of how to get banned right out of the gates... you don't carpet bomb all tribute posters made by or honoring moderators. For not being an equal opportunity bomber, you are banned for good.
spacedog - June 12, 2010, 9:25 pm
Nicely done GS.
GreyScorpion - June 12, 2010, 12:00 pm
yeah, well, it was her birthday yesterday, and nobody brought any presents to the party. They just came, drank all the booze, ate the cake and left, so I thought, maybe something nice and mushy, to ease the hurt
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 11:26 am
How much lip balm did it take to make this one?!?!?


Crimes Of Fashion -




EXCLUSIVE -


TAGS: modern music crap for brains
Rating: 4.67/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 7, 2014, 4:57 am
And true that, about the stuff that does get mass marketed.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 7, 2014, 4:31 am
I'll look it up.
Silverheart - April 6, 2014, 7:05 am

Your low opinion of "today's music" leads me to believe that you're not looking hard enough. There's great music being made these days (for example - Devin Townsend Project), but it is the inferior stuff gets mass marketed. /rant
CloudchaserS - April 6, 2014, 5:07 am
The generation previous to ours said the same thing about the music we love


MODELLING -


TAGS: model bin laden purse handbag turban pzy
Rating: 4.64/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 12, 2013, 1:36 pm
I guess thi5 answers my question: what would Arab transvestites would look like? But shouldn't they cover up a bit more?


AGDANIELE -


TAGS: aggy tribute its the little joys that make moderating totally worth it
Rating: 4.61/5

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agdaniele - June 8, 2010, 11:08 pm
To space: thanks! To one and all... you're welcome!


BBQ -




Controversy at Motifake.com -




The U.S. Dollar -


TAGS: dollar origami modern today this day and age
Rating: 4.5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 26, 2013, 1:17 pm
Lol! But in my day.... just kidding. But seriously, in my day a dollar went a long way. She may have not been a looker, but she was worth every single one of those one hundred pennies.
falloutghoul - July 26, 2013, 8:01 am
Which is why you need more than one. ;-)


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